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...in need of a creative t-shirt design for my upcoming project. The design should be visually appealing and on-trend, suitable for a diverse audience. Key Points: - The design should be original and unique, tailored to the t-shirt medium. - I'm open to different design types, but high-quality and innovative concepts are preferred. - Please showcase your previous t-shirt design work, particularly anything that demonstrates your ability to create marketable designs. - A deep understanding of current design trends and the ability to create trendy, eye-catching designs is a huge plus. - Experience with typography, illustration, and graphic design are all welcome. Please submit your application with a brief overview of your design approach, relevant past work, and any specific id...

...assistance Today or tomorrow day 19 or day 20 max limit.. If you can do this now....I prefer. The old website was on WordPress, but the guy used ACF and created some custom fields for company employees to register stores separated by state and city. There's also something about taxonomy; he created 2 custom post types: 'office' and 'officearea.' In the old WordPress, it worked like this: 1 - User goes to the offices menu, where all states are listed. 2 - User chooses a state, and that state's name is in the URL. 3 - It seems the guy made a PHP script that retrieves the chosen state from the URL, then loops through and displays only the offices in that state. 4 - User clicks on an office and lands on the office's information page. I managed t...

This project requires deep knowledge of the tool called Time Partition Testing (TPT), as we need to examine precondition specific. Required Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in TPT tool I want to create a method for precondtion that checks the sequence of the signal example: if signal goes: true -> false -> true this would just be 2-3 lines using ()

Hello Look at these mocks !AnaknzarFP1X1lG1JMj6lnu_gaW9?e=L8cjNQ I need you to simply redesign these JPEGs exactly as they appear. Don't add anything else That's all

Productphotos and photos, what is possible between google search photo? Hello, when we click right on google chrome and click on the button photo via google lens search. than come the same photo on another pages, is anything possible to make, that not possible is too search the same photo ?

...according to topics. Requirments- Native Canadian Quebecois French Working tool- Our APP + Phone call (skype) Conversation time- total 2 hrs with 3-4 topics(about 20 mins for each topic)/2 persons as a group. Payout: $70 (2 person as a group) total 2 hrs with 3-4 topics. Its a one time project only. NOTE-: For this project we need a 1 minuet group conversation as a sample. ( in sample you speak anything with your partner in same room . we just need to check your native accent and enviroment) Work requirments: The recorders (Both recorders) record face to face in the same room by using our application and making the phone calls simultaneously. The recorders shall arrange two phones in total One phone is downloading Our Application The other phone is to dial the phone numbe...

...speak according to topics. Requirments- Native Australian Working tool- Our APP + Phone call (skype) Conversation time- total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics(about 20 mins for each topic)/2 persons as a group. Payout: $80 (2 person as a group) total 1.5 hrs with 3-4 topics. Its a one time project only. NOTE-: For this project we need a 1 minuet group conversation as a sample. ( in sample you speak anything with your partner in same room . we just need to check your native accent and enviroment) Work requirments: The recorders (Both recorders) record face to face in the same room by using our application and making the phone calls simultaneously. The recorders shall arrange two phones in total One phone is downloading Our Application The other phone is to dial the phone number sim...

I am using Mec event calendar with woocomerce and user dashboard integration I need little bit configuration. 1. User who bought the the pack of lessons redirecting to dashboard 2. Woocomerce product must be show at the user dashboard Choosing at calendar when he want have lesson(selling 10 hours pack) each lesson goes 1 hour so need able to choose 10 times and choose the teacher ( in our plugin its speaker so need to change just name speaker to teacher) 3. Teacher can login and make his availability and only his students.

Mail server is getting attacked, I need to create a windows service constantly checking a .txt log file for preset keywords like "Failed SMTP login" or "Relay attempt" to auto block IP's. This service should auto add/delete a new entry to a existing "inbound windows firewall rule" with the hacker's IP for a specific period of time. A good exa...the settings that I need to control: – Duration to ban ip address (min) – Number of failed login attempts before ban – Whitelist of comma separated ip addresses to never ban – Blacklist of comma separated ip addresses to always ban – Custom keywords, XPath and Regex to parse logs for failed login attempts – No need to restart the service when we change settings &...

I'm looking for a skilled appointment setter to help me follow up with my business leads in the UK. These leads are specifically in the home improvement industry. Your primary responsibility would be making phone calls to these leads, establishing a relationship, and setting up appointments...over the phone. - Ability to handle objections and turn them into opportunities. - Self-motivated, result-oriented and able to work independently. This is a commission-based role, so the better you perform, the higher your earnings. If you believe you have what it takes, please reach out with your proposal. There is unlimited earning potential as the leads we are calling are not having to pay anything and there is a full government grant to renovate their house so they are incentivised t...

I'm looking for an experienced painter with a love for Pop Art and abstract/contemporary art. My 3 foot tall wooden hand chair, currently in good condition, needs a vibrant, eye-catching makeover. The chair's design must be: - Painted with bright colors - Painted in Pop Art style - Cool and engaging - Incorporating abstract patterns I am not looking for anything detailed. I have a black and white modern room that needs some funky bright art. if this comes out cool, i have a few other ideas Id love to comission A good understanding and passion for Pop Art or abstract and funky stuff is crucial for this project. Please, provide examples of past work in your proposal.

I am embarking on an exciting journey to start a new restaurant business. The key element I am presently focusing on is establishing a unique identity for the brand through a captivating logo and branding. I am open about the theme or concept for my restaurant. It could be anything from traditional, modern fusion to fast-food - the key is innovation and appeal. Here's what I need: - Design a unique, captivating logo for my restaurant. - Create cohesive branding materials including but not limited to: menus, business cards, letterheads, etc. - Provide files in multiple formats for various uses. - Provide a branding guideline document. This task requires someone ideally skilled in Graphic Design, Brand Identity & Strategy, and Creative Design, with experience in the F&...

Hello! I'm seeking an experienced Vue.js and Bootstrap developer who can make modifications to my website. I've uploaded a screen shot of the display that I need changed. I want it to look clean and have the elements align properly. I also uploaded my code. You are free to develop your own classes so there is no conflict with anything else. It's jus a small section of a <div class="person-info" v-for="dataObj in selectedRESEARCHERSLIST" :key=""> Please say in your bid== "I can do this" as the first wording of your proposal That way I can talk to real people,.

...touch each other).   Rules for the form: 1. All fields must be filled in (validation works) 2. autofill (doesn't work) 3. phone number in 10 digit format (check works) 4. The email input must follow the rules of RegEx for email validation and must be matched with the second email entered (does not work) 5. email again. But email passes without problems in the format sad@df and tyr@df, which is wrong 6. Enter your date of birth. The user must be 18+ (working) 7. Comments: at least 3 characters. 8. Check the box that you agree with our rules, Terms, etc. (works) If you have time, you can also check: Move the hamburger to the left, and move the logo to the right. They are in a container and I can't figure them out. Somewhere other rules prevent this from being ...

We are a local church and people are creating websites saying bad things about us that arent true. We need those pushed down so people dont find them. We dont want to do anything negative to those site but create new sites or blogs etc to bury them.

I am looking for a skilled tax professional to file my 2023 annual personal income tax return with the Mexican IRS. This project will involve handling income from wages/salary and deductions anything. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Mexican tax laws and regulations - Experience in filing personal income taxes, particularly in Mexico - Knowledge of deductions for educational expenses - Excellent attention to detail - Ability to ensure compliance with all relevant tax laws and optimize refunds Please note that tax optimization strategies for future filings are not required for this project.

I’m looking for an experienced programmer who can create an automation script for a website. Key Requirements: - Automation Tasks: Your main job would be to automate various tasks on a website. This could involve anything from data entry to form submissions, and possibly content scraping. The specific tasks will be shared with you in detail. - Python Expertise: Given the nature of this task, your proficiency in Python is a must. If you have experience with automating websites using Python, that would be a huge plus. - Experience: Your application should showcase your relevant experiences and past projects. I’m looking for someone who has a proven track record in this field. Please include relevant examples of your past work in your application. Looking forward to heari...

My website looks perfect when I'm logged in as an admin, but the theme goes haywire when viewed as a normal user. This issue is currently limited to the home page only. The entire layout including header, main content area, and sidebar widgets seems to be affected.

PLEASE STOP SUBMITTING PLACEHOLDERS AND CONTACT US FORM, READ THE INSTRUCTIONS. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE REQUIREMENTS, JUST DON'T SUBMIT ANYTHING. Screenshots; Company info, services and playground are few sections of the form - this is the form we need Sample and Sample Form just sample of current contact us for as a reference to the colors and design, should be blue and white. I need a custom HTML form designed for configuring my bot. - I'm looking for an expert in HTML form development. - You should be able to build a clean, user-friendly form that can be used to input bot details, such as bot name, description and language. - The form needs to be well-structured and easily navigable. Please see screenshot attached with the same of the bot config...

We are a French web and mobile application development agency now structured into units to address specific customer needs. We have launched "Mocaccino", a unit specialized...units to address specific customer needs. We have launched "Mocaccino", a unit specialized in the development of Shopify stores. Competition is fierce, and we need to redesign the agency's landing page to make it more attractive and effective in converting leads. We're looking for a UX/UI Designer to create a new visual identity for this unit and mock-ups for the landing page. If the assignment goes well, you'll also be able to design the website's future pages. We have prepared a brief to present the project and our needs:

Need Help Migrating My Wix Site to Wix Studio! Looking for a Wix expert to copy my existing 5-page Wix website and integrate it seamlessly into the new Wix Studio platform. Please DM me with your: - Pricing for this project. - Timing. - Wix Studio portfolio or website showcasing your skills. Offering possibility to work long term together on another projects on WIX if everything goes well. Price: 40-60 USD Thank you

I'm looking to deploy a robust visitor tracking system on my website which goes beyond the conventional approaches of merely tracking visitor data, and can help me in capturing contact information of potential customers who do not complete any forms on the site. Key Requirements: - Advanced Visitor Data Collection: The system should be able to capture details like device type, referral source, behavior patterns, and time on page for all visitors. - Contact Information Extraction: The primary goal is to extract the contact details (Name, Address, Phone, and Email) of the visitors who do not submit any form on the site. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Third-Party Tracking Services: The selected freelancer should be well-versed with various third-party tracking s...

We are a French web and mobile application development agency now structured into units to address specific customer needs. We have launched "Mocaccino", a unit specialized...units to address specific customer needs. We have launched "Mocaccino", a unit specialized in the development of Shopify stores. Competition is fierce, and we need to redesign the agency's landing page to make it more attractive and effective in converting leads. We're looking for a UX/UI Designer to create a new visual identity for this unit and mock-ups for the landing page. If the assignment goes well, you'll also be able to design the website's future pages. We have prepared a brief to present the project and our needs:

...conversation)? Requirments- Native Portuguese (Portugal) Working tool- Our APP + Phone call (skype) Conversation time- total 1.5hrs with 3-4 topics(about 20 mins for each topic)/2 persons as a group. Payout: $50 (2 person as a group) total 1.5hrs with 3-4 topics. Its a one time project only. NOTE-: For this project we need a 1 minuet group conversation as a sample. ( in sample you speak anything with your partner in same room . we just need to check your native accent and enviroment) Work requirments: The recorders (Both recorders) record face to face in the same room by using our application and making the phone calls simultaneously. The recorders shall arrange two phones in total One phone is downloading Our Application The other phone is to dial the phone number sim...

...looking for an expert who can create a comprehensive dashboard using Splunk for analyzing my website logs. The dashboard needs to clearly visualize data using pie charts. Fetch only specific error logs from cloudwatch and create on dashboard. If there is error on cloudwatch regarding node group, target group and autoscaling group, pod failed it should create alert . For exmple if something goes down it should create alert and also should give cause of issue. Also create dashoboard which will show how many Number nodes in node groups , instances and pod in the autoscaling group, also ram and cpu utilization of pods and nodes. Your responsibilities will include: - Analyzing website logs to understand and visualize the CPU and RAM utilization - Creating intuitive & in...

I used to create the application Android Studio APK, I have the complete source code. I have an application that suddenly stopped generating due to some Android update or some payment system update. There is something wrong with what was working fine before. fix this problem. This is when I noticed the issue. It seems like the application generation problem has been triggered due to these alterations. I am thus seeking assistance from an expert with a comprehensive understanding of Android Studio and its working. Expected skills and experience: 1. Robust expertise in Android Studio and APK creation 2. Solid understanding of UI modifications and its impact on application generation 3. Strong problem-solving skills to identify and rectify the issue Task Requirements: 1. Analyze t...

I have a small desktop application (little bigger than windows calculator sized) that was developed couple of years ago and now wanted to revamp the UI to latest design. Note: It's an algo trading application but the UI developer need NOT know anything about stock market because functionality development is being taken care by other developer. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in UI/UX design - Experience in desktop application development - Attention to detail and user-centric approach.

...**Notifications**: The app should be able to receive and display notifications from the wearable device. - **Sign up/Log in**: Users should be able to create accounts and log in to access the full functionality of the app. - **Reset**: The app should be able to facilitate resetting the wearable device as necessary. - **Find My Device**: A feature that will help users locate their wearable device if it goes missing. - **Profile**: Users should be able to set up and manage their profiles from within the app. - **Allied Features**: Any additional features that we have for the user experience. Ideal candidates for this project should have: - Proven experience working with React Native for both iOS and Android - Familiarity with wearable devices and the specific challenges they prese...

...text box to state how many tabs to until we get to the 2nd web object button to select and so on for 7 buttons total. Each of the seven buttons should have an option next to the number to show that it is the last button be pushed and it is either selected or blank. If it is selected then it is designated the last button in the sequence and it waits for the webpage to cycle and refresh then it goes back to its original focus waiting for the user to press one of the two hotkeys ) I will text the code in chronological order. - The script should use two hot keys #7 for one pattern of tabs and keyboard maneuvers Primarily tab, tab, tab, (then a spacebar for other keyboard method to select) I only want to use keyboard to get to a set point on a specific static website. , I do n...

...can book 1 lane at £20 per hour. Users can also hire a rifle for £5 and buy 100 pellets for £3.50. The colour scheme should use beige and dark green on a light background. The font should be Helvetica. The logo should be modelled after a simple rifle scope. It should use GitHub for version control and be deployable to Firebase for hosting. It should use Firestore if a database is required for anything. Preferably, it should be accessible, responsive, and use SEO. Analytics are not wanted and the website should be GDPR compliant. The home page should contain a Services section, Location section, and About section. Any content (such as titles) or external variables (such as API keys and email addressees) should be modifiable easily from a markdown (.md) file or...

I need a personalized, dynamic video generation app that uses OpenVoice and Wav2Lip to generate customized/personalized videos for clients conducting email outreach campaigns. The primary users will be businesses wanting to propel their marketing efforts. Key Features: - A...customized portion of the video We are developers too, just don't have enough time to build this ourselves. A prototype should be accomplishable in a few days. We do not need the entire app built, just the microservice, and the initial webpage(s) to execute the request and serve the video, ideally saving the video link(s) to a MySQL database. We will build the app around it. If the project goes well, we will hire you again to add additional capabilities to the microservice and develop more feature...

Hello, I have 200 forms, each container with around 20 fields of information. I need each form typed out. I cannot make any mistakes. Empty forms are attached below. I just have about 200 forms of handwritten information, some which I can read and some which I can't so I want it all typed. No using AI or anything for this. To be approved say "Banana"

I'm looking for a professional bio writer to help me create a personal bio to showcase my expertise and skills on my existing website. The bio should be engaging and friendly, aiming to introduce me to visitors. Key Deliverables: - Professional summary bio that showcases my expertise and skills - Engaging and friendly tone to appeal to visitors Ideal Skills & Exper...Hi Chris, We'd like to include you in the "Team" section of our new website that is currently being built out. I've attached an example of what Megan's brief bio looks like and would request that you provide a brief write up for yourself and a headshot image as well. We will likely be bringing a photographer onsite to take some pictures so don't get to hung up on finding just the rig...

Committee and Legislative testimony on a bill passed by MN in 1990. Written record, submitted testimony, and audio or anything else that exists. Determine if an 1989 MN SC case is still good law?

Hi Darko, can you please add a black and white border to the image (like you have done before. I think you have done this for $40.00 before; if I'm wrong, please let me know. Thanks, Joel

...artist wallet system to manage sales. - Weekly genre charts based on the most downloaded tracks. - A shopping cart for users to collect and purchase their selected tracks. Ability for music artists to register a artisit profile and upload their music and artwork . Artist must agree to a sign up page before registering a artist profile. Admin area in back end must be able to select percentage that goes to artist and percentage for website owner. Admin area must have full control of website , music, songs, etc. Website must have a DCMA report function that reports copyright issues to the admins. Sales System: - A custom sales system must be developed and incorporated to manage digital music sales. - This system should enable direct downloads after purchasing tracks. - Allow ...

I need messages I receive in a specific server channel to be forwarded to my own servers channel, I do not have admin role for the server channel I will need messages forwarded from, so I need a script or anything you can come up with, I am allowed to invite accounts to the server channel

...significant experience in the cosmetics industry, and has an eye for modern luxury design. Working knowledge of industry trends and familiarity with admired logos, such as La Roche-Posay, RhodeSkin is strongly desired. - Desired Feel: While I want the logo to be elegant and luxurious, it's also important that it retains some level of simplicity, similar to the La Roche-Posay logo. I'm not looking for anything overly intricate or complex. - Key Concepts: Luxury and Elegance. Our target demographic appreciates cosmetics that exude sophistication and class. The logo should subtly communicate these features. If you have an impressive portfolio showcasing a flair for elegant design in the cosmetics sector, I'd love to hear from you. Also, feel free to provide any ...

We are seeking a meticulous and experienced developer who has exceptional automation, database management, and web solution skills. Project description: A toolprogram that will copy information from Zoho CRM and autofill the DS-160 form after passing the Captcha. Most likel...needs to have an open API and be able to fill in pre-copied information on the site. Important: This tool can be developed as a browser extension! Description of the process (presumably): The manager copies the information from the Zoho SRM system, inserts this information into the tool/service that you will develop. Next, the manager opens the website , goes through the captcha and turns on the service, which will fill out the entire form with the information taken from Zoho.

...catchy and engaging AI videos that resonate with my brand's image and enhance our social media presence. PERSONAL NOTE: The companies I want to promote are and beautywiremagazine.com. I have social media pages that have a lot of followers, such as @aestheticeverything1 on IG, and over 1 million followers on all platforms, however, I am unable to get anywhere or monetize anything. I heard that having great videos on social media can help you get a lot more traffic, views and sales. I am interested in promoting products and services in the medical aesthetics, skin care and beauty industry, and have been in it for over 20 years, but not sure how to monetize that. Things have changed and as an older adult, things are different now, and I want to get on board the new system

I am looking to design a logo for a new packaging product we are launching. The name of the brand is Retro Pack. It is a line of disposable cups, plates, cutlery etc. The name should have a logo, which should be retroish ( for eg a cassette player. just an idea, anything retro is good) 3 color logo with the tag line below Your one stop packaging shop

...is used primarily for packaging products. Recently, the system has been experiencing a range of issues, including error messages on the control panel, failing to pick with vacuum, reduced speed of operations and more. I need someone who can troubleshoot and diagnose these issues effectively, addressing them thoroughly. - Expected Service: I'm looking for a comprehensive maintenance service that goes beyond a routine check-up. You should be able to identify and resolve the root cause of these multiple issues, ensuring the system operates smoothly, efficiently and correctly again. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven Experience: Previous experience working with robotic palletising cells or similar automated systems is a must. - Troubleshooting: A deep understanding of robot...

Whilst the world patiently goes about its mundane existence, deep in the bowls of PyCharm there exists a codebase held hostage from migrating to the land of PostgreSQL where it belongs. Its captor - the evil Djangosaurus, has armed itself and is baying for binary bloodshed. Chat GPT has floundered, Gemini still believes it's more likely an Australian Gummy-shark has driven a Porsche than Apollo 11 potentially didn't land on the moon. This is the real thing, this is what you've been trained for. There is no task sheet even envisioned for this unprecedented event. Your mission if you chose to accept it is to go where no supercomputer can - into the HQ of DjangoTown - and seek out the energy source powering the Djangosaurs with circular import energy cubes and shut it...

I am looking for a professional graphic designer who can create a sleek and innovative business card that goes beyond the conventional. While I didn't specify my company colors, I welcome the use of colors that complement and enhance the overall design. Key tasks: - Understanding the nature and philosophy of my business to inform the design process - Designing a business card that is both visually appealing and informative - Incorporating my existing company logo into the business card design Ideal applicants should provide detailed project proposals, showcasing their creativity and understanding of my project's requirements. And while experience in graphic design is important, I place great value on creativity and originality. You need to demonstrate how you can bring ...

I am urgently seeking an expert in .NET Core technologies, who can be available for a project, starting Wednesday, April 17th, 2024 at 7pm Eastern Standard Time. This project calls for around two hours of dedicated commitment and it's nature will be revealed closer to the event. Although the specific tasks related to .NET Core aren't clarified yet, preparedness for anything ranging from bug fixes to code review or adding new features is recommended. Ideal Skills: - Profound experience in .NET Core technologies - Capability to implement bug fixes, adopt new features or handle code reviews - Excellent problem-solving skills - Ability to work quickly and accurately under time constraints Past experience in prompt and effective .NET Core based problem-resolution is a plus....

I need someone to produce the requirements outlined in the attached document. This is pretty trivial Keysight ADS work. I would like the outcome to be sent via pdf. Please open a line of discussion to talk about anything related to the project. Thanks!

I am in need of a proficient WordPress developer to construct an ecommerce website for my store, Kalataru. We have a rough figma we can follow. The website should contain the following features: - 3 landing pages: one for the website, one for blogs and one for the marketplace - The website landing page should contain: A story about Kala... usage, email_id, phonenumber, name, etc) - Integrate with google analytics - The background needs to have floral arts - The design language needs to be similar to Motif art. - We have our design language and brandbook with select few colours we want to make this with, but we are definitely open to suggestions. - Typography can be from Montserrat, Poppins or Roboto family - The site should be anything but minimalistic, since this is about Indian H...

I need a GIS project done where you will be conducting either a facility siting analysis, land suitability analysis, or predictive modeling. Must include vector to raster conversion, reclassification and map algebra. I have a list of possible topics that you can choose from. I don't expect anything fancy. Attached is the full description.

I'm facing indexing issues with my website, and I need a professional to find out what's causing the problem and resolve it. Issues - Crawled - currently not indexed - Discovered - currently not indexed - Excluded by ‘noindex’ tag Note:- This is not a SEO Project so dont bid like anything , Try to read the issues and write how you can help and any past xprnce in such issues. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in website indexing and sitemap troubleshooting. - Expertise in various content management systems. - Proven experience in resolving indexing issues caused by recent website changes. Please include past related project samples in your bid.

...Certain product categories can be paid with credit card whereas the others cannot. So something like cc_allowed and the answer would be y or n. Upon the options in the checkout if cc not allowed then this option won’t be available to the customer. You will do the above mentioned functionality and pages and popups if need be. There will also need to be a way to test this functionality before it goes live to the public. This project is only for one individual (no agencies) that currently has no work load and can complete this project within 48 hours of starting. All funds will be released once verified code is working on our server. Download the code and MAKE SURE you are able to complete this project before you send a message. Thank you for looking, please message with ...