Well I think this job is obviously mine. Everybody knows that Canadians are the funniest people on the planet! Did I mention that I am related to Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Dan Akroyd, Rick Moranis, John Candy (may he rest in peace) and Martin Short? Additionally, my father is a relative unknown and an unknown relative. Great at deadpan he is.
I do have a 5-star feedback rating on my first project but for whatever reason it doesn't show up unless you look in my profile under projects completed. You'll see it there.
Give me a try and I'll make you laugh and cry!