I need a Paragraph Re-written In 10 different Styles But still convey and mean the same meaning.

Please read the complete project requirements. I have a Paragraph of Text. I can use spintax in it to switch out words with different words with same meaning. But I need the whole paragraph or block of text rewritten COMPLETELY but still retain the same meaning. Of course the rewritten text must also contain a sufficient amount of spintax. The length of the rewritten text must be approximately the same length of the original. It can be a little bigger or a little smaller but not by too much. Here is the Text - "{Heya|Hello} @username! :) {Thanks|Thank you} for the {awesome|amazing} Follow. I really {appreciate|feel grateful for} it! That's why I {sometimes|often} like to notify my {watchers|followers} about new content that I make :D I have been recently making voiceovers and speedpaint processes of my artwork and thought that you might be interested! So here :[The Link] It's my latest speedpaint :D Can you tell me how you feel after watching it? Did you like it? Hate it? No emotional reactions at all? Can't wait to find out! I love comments :) So go ahead and leave me a comment on youtube like you did here hahaha. And , if do you like it, give this old cat a sub. Here I'll make it easy for you. Subscribtion link: [The Link]" I have included the spintax. So you guys can get an idea of what to do. Project is 10$.