Need Virtual Assistant to send email responses to clients

I am growing and I have a lot of obligations to handle and this is sometnjhing I can show you how to do. I need someone to respond to clients using a tempalte email and customizing the email with some links that i will provide. I will start off sending you 10-15 a day but if this works out within 2-3 months it will be 30-40 a day if not 50. I just don't have time to do anything else that I need to do 1. This is for a web development company but you don't have to be tech savvy to do this. I've simplified this to the point where just about anyone who has time could do this. 2. I will not deal with companies. Only individuals 3. I will not deal with anyone under the age of 26 under no circumstances. 4. I would strongly prefer US based but if you can work US hours it's not a deal breaker 5. Must have impeccable English skills and be able to write emails in grammatically correct English. 6. I will pay 2 dollars per response (a response should not take more than 5 minutes to send out some a tad longer) 7. I would love to hire someone today but if I can't find anyone today I will do this myself. I've been doing this myself for years so it's not urgent that i hire someone just to hire someone. 8. Must be willing to work Sunday mornings. 1-2 hours. With that said, I don't work on Friday's so you would not work on Fridays or Saturdays. I am not hard to work with, as long as you give me your best, are professional, do what you say you are going to do and are willing to learn. help me lol