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We are a group of Entrepreneurs and the name of our group is "Ascend". We'd like a logo created that embodies the concept of climbing up/rising/conquering/achieving/positive trajectory/Winning which the name Ascend promotes. This logo needs to look professional with no cartoons or anything like that. We are interested in options just using the word "Ascend" or if you as the creator think incorporating an image makes sense, we'll entertain it. Please stay away from anything regarding mountain climbing or with airplanes.

Please create a 40 second 2D or 3D funny/comedic but professional cartoon animation for the attached audio. My law firm specialises in wills and I would like to give the video ad a fun/different spin, any questions, please reach out.

...matching, custom dialogue, etc. • web spider o Encyclopedia knowledge or famous Internet encyclopedia forums, etc., such as Wikipedia and the START ASK website in the United States o You need to store such encyclopedia knowledge in the database-we are using mongoDB • mongoDB o Some fixed content is stored here o We should try to store some unchanging answers, such as encyclopedia knowledge and jokes or some interesting stories o In some businesses or shops, they require that there will be some repeated advertisements, which is suitable for the definition of customer advertisements • Access API o For example, the robot needs to know the weather tomorrow o You need to connect with the local weather forecast company • deep learning o This is a small chat system, ...

We need a customers for our services which described below: During this difficult period of Facebook bans, we made a solution for run ads without bans: + Old spends fb accounts for rent + Run and spin without bans and other Facebook jokes + An account is providing on an individual server + Spend deposited amount guaranteed without bans + Free replacements in case of stoppage of running ads due to bans + Deposit BTC/ETH/USDT + Replenishment once a day: 300$-1500$ per account + Bonuses to the balance +10% to the amount of replenishment + Guarantor + There are topics on top forums We invite large arbitrage teams and solo arbitrageurs to cooperate. For beginners and entrepreneurs, there is a service for launching and scaling up advertising. We will make cloack, make creatives and ...

I need 3 videos editing and compiled which includes animations: using 50 short clips which I will provide. . They need compiling edited and animated to make them look funny for a YouTube channel. How long do I want each video: Video 1 - Welcome 3-5min long video Video 2 - theme park- 4-5min long video Video 3 — Cars - 3+ min long video

...video editing software turn around time for long-term work 5. Strong Hook at the start of the video(compilation of some of the great clips combined) 6. Adjusting clips to screen size 7. Putting in engaging pattern interrupts 8. Making a fast paced video 9. Combining catchy Music and audio narration along with the sound track of actual clip to make an engaging flow 10. Adding funny/shocking sounds and memes at opportune moments. 11. Clips need to be used in a way so that there are no copy right strikes, ensuring that they are kept under 7 seconds. (5ProjectsFor$75) Here are some example video edits we expect from you, these are the kind of vides we are looking to make.

This is a 2 page essay at most. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW BEFORE CONTACTING ME. I will let you know what topic i choose, essay must be intellectual but funny. Read instructions! UChicago Supplemental Essay Example: Breakdown + Analysis UChicago is famous—or shall we say infamous—for their highly-quirky essay prompts. In previous years, students have been tasked with mind-boggling questions like “Find X,” or “A hot dog might be a sandwich, and cereal might be a soup, but is a __ a __?” These essays may seem silly, but they invite students to share their personalities and perspectives as fully as they wish. UChicago is looking for creative thinkers, and these essays help them distinguish the “kind” of applicant they want. After all, ...

Looking for a designer to design T-shirts that are original, fun and funny t-shirts! Our designs need to stand out. The categories are as follows: - Gaming - Pop Culture - Japanese Culture - Fitness - Funny/cute Choose from any of the above and we would see if we can use you further going forwards... The production level should look like something attached. Looking for the best design possible so we can use your services going forward. All the best! ??

I am a TikTok content creator who specialises in character comedy ! I have many alter egos. My characters are based on the different places I've lives along with culture shocks and stereotypes (French, hispanic, British and American). For my account I wish to create more elaborate funny and quirky scenarios for my characters, that are original and entertaining, which is why I'm looking to have someone help me with my scripts and really take my account and comedy to the next level. My handle is [Removed by Freelancer.com Admin for offsiting - please see Section 13 of our Terms and Conditions]on TikTok if you wish to get an idea of what I do and I'm known for.

If you are a influencer you need to write script , what if i do it if you are looking for funny script and etc i will make give it to you!!

I’m looking for an experienced video editor to help put together weekly videos for a YouTube channel or Tik Tok focused on Action Movies, Funny or Gamming. This will mostly be entertainment-type videos with me talking and lots of b-roll or graphics and animations on screen. My videos tend to be 30s-5 mins in length running time but occasionally may be longer (5-10 mins). I would ideally like this to be a recurring job as I would like to put out a video every week for the foreseeable future. I’m looking for someone whose style closely matches mine but can add their own spin to it. If this sounds like you, please respond with: - Tools you’re familiar with for song selection, managing files and version-management etc - Name of the video editing software you use an...

I wanna start doing volgs fortnightly, there needs to be funny edits and they need to be fast paced hype videos. The videos will be self filmed. Paying per video. Very serious, feel free to send me your work or message to discuss details and rates.

Looking to design a "mission patch" for a fun event. See Mission Patch for an example of an actual mission patch. See blend and send for the general layout of what we would like for our patch (not all colors or designs are exactly correct, this is just a general overview). Please make the words read "Nug and Chug" and "Blend and Send". We would like a black background for the whole patch with white words in a space-like or retro font. The aliens should be the same color as the aliens in Alien and should generally look like those aliens. They should not have mouths on them, just like in Alien Example.jpg. The aliens should be clinking their beers together, but they should be clinking the beers higher up, near their heads. Above the aliens will be a falcon 9 ...

...of clothing (mainly sweatshirts). I already come from a previous business such as dropshipping where I was selling, but I didn't manage inventory and shipping; and where the product I was selling was not mine. I decided after some time that I wanted to start my own business and then create my own design and logo. The theme on which I rely is that of the anime world (to give an idea to Japanese cartoons such as dragonball, naruto, attack on titan and so on), very well known as a reality in young people under 21. I'm here because I would like to be able to create a design that it could remind me of what is a feeling that unites young people and the anime world (to convey the idea, ambition in the sense of the word perfectly reminds me of many souls where the protagonist a...

Looking for someone who can create cute and fun short reels for various social media platforms. Content used can be stock video or photos and music where there is no copyright infringement. I may give a short quote to put on the video to be added on or you can create a cute quote to go with it. The theme is God, positivity or fun humor. The feel should be fun, all audiences (kid friendly...to go with it. The theme is God, positivity or fun humor. The feel should be fun, all audiences (kid friendly too) fun and vibrant colors. Any style of video, animation, drawing etc is welcome. Wanting to hire for continuous work. Wanting a new video daily (6 a week). Short but perfect for TikTok, Facebook reels and Insta Reels. An example could be a cute kitten dancing and then lays down with a funny...

I am a writter and I've finally decided to dive in this crazy project. I will be creating an innovative story mixing one punch man / mob psycho 100 and steins gate elements. I want to create an immersive environment that is atmospheric with deep characters and a complex story line while being funny and light at the same time, sometimes parodic. I'm looking for a partner in crime to join me on that adventure, that is creative, passionate and has a decent anime culture. The plan is to publish it on a website I will be creating, hit me up to know more about the plan !

I would like a logo deisgned for a business that aquires other companies through aquistion and commerical property. the logo should not contain images or icons of buildings or people. The logo will be used on a black backround on the web and office signage but on a white background on letterheads and invoices. The Company Name is Haigh Investments Ltd. Logo style should be corporate (no cartoons, clipart etc) Preferance for logos using, Black, White, Silver Greys & Golds but open to suggestions.

We want you do create our NEW brand logo & Icon. The Brand Name: EVOLV About Us: We are a hospitality management company (Luxury hotels, Villas, and Resorts) Direction: High-Class, Classy, 5 Star standard, Unique and professional We Don't Want: An image of a building, house, or hotel as the icon. No Cartoons. No Stock Vectors

...this project: Your task is to design 25-30 cartoons on humorous situations (HR related) ~~~ Please see our Freelancer.com client profile and past reviews. So take the task seriously, and show us your best work ! ~~~ About this task: 1. Need cartoons to be attached in newsletter 2. Should be attractive; funny looking; grab attention; 3. HR cartoons about hiring and firing, HR cartoons about conflict resolution, HR cartoons about corporate conduct, team building, performance appraisal, HR cartoons about respect for coworkers, corporate diversity and more. Please consider HR Cartoons for your newsletters, HR cartoons for powerpoint, HR Cartoons for training sessions, HR Cartoons for corporate communications. 4....

...Each page will have one line of poem. It’s a simple rhyming story about a Christmas fairy with a mental health twist - she who is not very sparkly or happy like she should be. Aimed at 3-6 year olds. The poem mentions the frightful fairy, elves, reindeer and Santa. I imagine quite pretty, whimsical illustrations, lots of Christmas colour as well as a magical theme, but I want the characters to be funny/ full of character. I am on a very very limited budget - £80 ish maximum - as this is my first project. I don’t need this to be too complex or onerous a task for the designer … I am happy with corners being cut as long as it looks professional enough… I have tried using Canva and doing it myself but I’m not good enough with the images and gr...

...this project: Your task is to design 25-30 cartoons on humorous situations (HR related) ~~~ Please see our Freelancer.com client profile and past reviews. So take the task seriously, and show us your best work ! ~~~ About this task: 1. Need cartoons to be attached in newsletter 2. Should be attractive; funny looking; grab attention; 3. HR cartoons about hiring and firing, HR cartoons about conflict resolution, HR cartoons about corporate conduct, team building, performance appraisal, HR cartoons about respect for coworkers, corporate diversity and more. Please consider HR Cartoons for your newsletters, HR cartoons for powerpoint, HR Cartoons for training sessions, HR Cartoons for corporate communications. 4...

My sister and I are very close, but with social media we play it up as though we're at each other. Everyone who knows his knows it's just fun and giggles. I wanted to surprise her with a cartoon of us and our shenanigans. If you've ever seen The Joe Rogan cartoons that's kind of what I'm after. I could provide a short story of some fun we've had.

I am looking for someone to help me to make my pictures funny. Experience in Photoshop is a must. Thanks ( $2.9 per picture)

I absolutely need animations it is not illustration I'm about oh and I prefer anime cartoons and animated films of the adults only variety and live action movies of varying genre which is what my project is a huge collection of

I have about 5 pics that my boss wants turned into cartoons. He wants to put one of them on a shirt. It has to be in color. Attached is one of the pics.

I have some simple cartoons that someone drew for me years ago. I have the copyright rights. I need these to be redrawn with some modifications. He did the original drawings. I have copied them with tracing paper and shifted stuff around. So they are now a mess. There are approximately 35-40 images, mostly of young people, 4 adults. However, each needs both a sad or angry face and a happy or calm face. The same image can just have a changed expression. I am attaching a page with some of the cartoons. As you can see, I have added skin, hair, and clothing color to these. I do not want this. I want black and white drawings that are basically like the last image set -- same or similar image with two different expressions. I will add color. I will need several with youth sit...

Flyer für meinen döner kebab laden . einen funny comic der kebab ist und es geniesst. comic unten ist mein logo

REMOVE BACKROUND, MAKEUP, CREATING BACKROUND FOR INTRO PHOTO,CARTOONS,PHOTO EFFECTS

carino is a character from torchlight infinite i plan to make videos of the game and would like someone to copy his voice and say some funny things so i can edit that into the videos

Need to make 70 different caricature colored drawings 6.5"x 4.5" size of famous people for our project. Needs to be completed in 1 month.

...if needed 11. Added some of my own photos, use it as it fits. It is NOT necessary to use them (Updated 13/10/22) 12. Need a back page and/ or any page page that is blank (Updated 13/10/22) This document is specifically only to be provided to our staff and workers. It is a statement for all to know where and how this company would look liked in 3 years times. (Updated 08/10/22) NOT to use cartoons/ cartoonish but graphics/ real people and/ or nature/ farming/ trainings/ sustainability related photos. (Updated 08/10/22) Designs should look and feel dynamic instead of easy to be duplicated from any templates. Photo such as relaxing people having coffee together/ farming related/ trainings/ customers interactions should be in the overall designs instead of the same design f...

2D black and white cartoon artist wanted to create simple sports related cartoons. the perfect artist can work from a provided content description and be willing to provide personal Ideas. The perfect candidate and also provide simple cartoon animation and willing to work as a real freelance partner. all work will done no a fixed fee per content provided. I have included a sample of what were looking for to start. the content is from

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Looking for the creation of a band character (heavy metal style mosquito) and band name (“MALARIA” - all caps in Metallica style lettering but maybe a bit more gothic or menacing. Dark Orange 3-D lettering with black background). Looking for the character to be playing guitar in 3-D and look more heavy metal than cartoon funny, also black background. Pic of first attempt at name included… just for beginning reference.

We are looking for a full-time SEO content writer. If you are looking for stability and long-term work, this will be your dream job! We are a laid-back company, and we value our team members! Working hard, self-accountability, and having fun are our mottos! We like to crack jokes, and we believe in a positive and calm work culture! You must have the ability to write and then edit articles. You must write like a native speaker. Our readers are 100% English native speakers, and they are very knowledgeable, so your command of the English language must be super high. You will be required to write youtube scripts for our channels, the type of scripts you will be writing is like the ones on this channel: and . Please

Need high quality original cartoonists to make cartoons with our existing cartoon characters.

I have a sucessfull facebook page that has been running for 7 years. I need an experienced and creative person to now grow this page across all other social platforms including insta, tiktok, twitter and youtube This person will need to have great organisational skills as there is going to be a lot of admin involved here, plus video editing and a really great eye for creative - love t...to have great organisational skills as there is going to be a lot of admin involved here, plus video editing and a really great eye for creative - love this person to bring monetisation ideas to the deal too. This is an ongoing position and i want someone concentrating on this pretty much full time I will share full details of the page etc once i have selected the best person.. the category is funny...

Hi everyone, I'm starting a contest in order to find the best animator for an animated video project. The new video will be 90 seconds in length. Our original video is 5 minutes long. You can see it here: https...sitting at a table, holding cards. They are staring at each with their tongues sticking out. One of them starts laughing after a few seconds. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- NOTE : this animation represents a game challenge where two players stick out their tongues and make funny faces. The goal is not to laugh. The 1st person to laugh, loses the challenge. The other player is of course, the winner. Be creative and make it as funny as possible. Bright colours please. If you have any questions, let me know. Goo...

My daughter is beautiful, funny, smart, humorous. She owned her own record label (Drive Thru Records) and now does Band Management.

Hi, I would like to create YouTube stories with cartoons like:

Planning to open a small child care clinic. 23 ft x 10 ft area. Need someone to give me a 3d design to make my clinic kids friendly. Subtle pastel colors/cartoons on walls or pop . What color combinations to use! Design for Name board, font and it's color. Cabin of 10x 11 ft. Waiting area with reception 10x12 ft.

Looking for someone to help out with some photoshop work. I have a variety of people in images that I would like to have together so it looks like we are all on a virtual holiday together in England with the queen and Paddington bear. More detail for who is going to help.

I am creating a children's book for my son with a rare genetic disease. I need a character created that embodies my son to be the star of this book. This character should be able to survive as a 2d print and a 3D animation. The style I'm looking for is a cross between Codename Kids next door and Little Bill - cartoons. Please keep in mind that this is a NYC cartoon - so the illustrations will need to represent that as well. I want a very diverse book so the color scheme is vital too.

I need a programmer to create an app where a hit song's lyrics are changed arbitrarily upon a push of a button. So if I choose " Let it Be" by the Beatles, the program will use the song melody and put alternative words in place of the existing true lyrics, creating a funny new song..

Animation videos in hindi language also english to give me a demo working last pervious

...Judy. Her body is crazy sexy but save the look at her incredible chest for another day. Focus on her striking white hair, soft kissable lips and just stare into her amazing blue eyes and listen to her. What you will hear is Judy cares about people and puts friends and family first. She loves animals as much as you do. She aligns with your core values. You love that about her. She is very funny, smart and adventurous and she is game to try new things with you. She will amaze you and herself on the physical and mental strength she has and the insane goals she sets and accomplishes. You have searched your whole life trying to find true unconditional love where a person can crawl in your heart and make it their home. You don’t even know what that means until you me...

...unless it is a character's flashback. Avoid sending your summary as one whole chunk of text. Separate each paragraph with an Enter. Please send your delivery in a Microsoft Word file. The script should not also contain vulgar/swearing/cursing/racism/ words or any not advertiser-friendly words. PLease, 0% Plagiarism Style of narration: A bit serious + funny commentary. However, please prioritize the main points of the film. Having Funny commentary is excellent, but when it can make the script sounds smooth. Please fix grammar errors before sending. Budget 20dollars: can be negotiated ..... Start your proposal with rewriting this paragraph as per guidelines mentioned above. Ten-year-old Chihiro and her parents drive to their new home. Chihiro is whiny and unh...

I want someone to draw a builder wearing a hard hat and hi via vest with a hard hat, holding a scaffolding pole so that it sort of resembles his manhood, with the tag line, protect your tackle .. it’s an advert for an oil, it needs to be funny and provocative, it’s intended to raise an eyebrow but not offend

I want someone to draw a builder wearing a hard hat and hi via vest with a hard hat, holding a scaffolding pole so that it sort of resembles his manhood, with the tag line, protect your tackle .. it’s an advert for an oil, it needs to be funny and provocative, it’s intended to raise an eyebrow but not offend