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Looking for a skilled writer to create a collection of emotional, motivational, and educational short stories in various genres such as romance, horror, and adventure. The target audience for these stories is both children and adults. The project requires more than 10 short stories in total. Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in creative writing and storytelling - Ability to write for a diverse audience - Knowledge of different genres and their conventions - Strong editing and proofreading skills - Ability to meet deadlines and work collaboratively with a client.

I am seeking a skilled professional to design and build a circuit that can sense current in DC mode, specifically for an electromagnet. This circuit will need to give a respective signal to stop or run the electromagnet, or another similar device like a hooter. Key Requirements: - The circuit should be able to sense currents of up to 150 amps. - The output signal should be of the NO NC type relay. Skills/Experience Required: - Proficiency in circuit design, particularly for current sensing applications. - Understanding of electromagnet operation would be highly beneficial. - Experience with relay-based output signal design. Please include any relevant experience you have in designing such circuits, and how you would approach ensuring the functionality and reliability of t...

I am looking for a skilled content writer with a good understanding of technology to help me create engaging and conversational blog posts and website content. Key Responsibilities: - Craft engaging and conversational blog posts and website content on technology topics - Ensure the content is well-researched, free from plagiarism, and SEO-friendly Desired Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in writing engaging and conversational content, particularly in the technology niche - Strong research skills to ensure the content is informative and factual - Knowledge of SEO and how to incorporate keywords naturally into the content - A keen eye for detail and the ability to deliver high-quality work within deadlines Please provide samples of your previous work in a similar niche.

I need an experienced designer to create a line of gender-neutral apparel inspired by the style of Playboy/IGNITE. My main focus is on t-shirts, hoodies, and swimwear. - Target Audience: The clothing should be designed for both genders, so a sense of balance between masculine and feminine elements is crucial. - Design Style: I'm looking for designs that are bold and colorful. This means you should have a good eye for color composition and a knack for creating eye-catching patterns and graphics. - Communication: I prefer to communicate and provide feedback via video calls. This will help with conveying my vision and making sure we're on the same page. Ideal Skills: - Strong portfolio of apparel designs, especially in t-shirts, hoodies, and swimwear. - Proficiency in b...

...style - An understanding of contemporary USA politics and the nuances of Donald Trump and Joe Biden's public image - Strong graphic design skills or illustration skills particularly in the context of t-shirt art This project would be perfect for someone who enjoys political satire and has a knack for translating complex political themes into engaging visuals. If you're a designer with a great sense of humor and a grasp of the intricacies of political humor, this project is right up your alley. I'm looking forward to seeing the creative and imaginative designs you come up with....

I'm currently looking to change my career path towards the casino industry. Having worked in a different field, I recognize that I possess transferable skills that could prove beneficial in the casino industry and keen to explore new opportunities this change could bring. Here's what I need: - A resume writer, preferably with good knowledge and understanding of career transition resumes. - An ability to highlight transferable skills clearly and effectively. - Experience in crafting resumes for the casino or related industry would be highly advantageous. Please include examples of previous work, particularly for career changers, when submitting your proposal.

I need a striking, text-based logo for my personal injury law firm, Alta Law. The (A) in Alta should be slightly bigger than the rest of the word and the "lta" in Alta should be lower-cased lettering. The design should convey a sense of strength and professionalism. The words Alta Law, does not to be fancy. It can be relatively straight forward or have some minor design. It should be accompanied with a design on top of the words Alta Law. Key Requirements: - Text-based design: The logo should prominently feature the text "Alta Law."

I'm seeking an experienced dressmaker who can design bespoke evening gowns for an adult demographic. I'm concentrating on creations with a sense of classic elegance which capture sophistication and timeless fashion. Ideal Skills & Attributes: - Previous experience with evening gown creation - Can bring classic elegance designs to life - Understanding of constructing evening gowns for adults - Attention to detail is paramount - Good communication and keen interpretation of clients' needs.

I need a skilled business plan writer to create two separate business plans for me. One will focus on a cafe in Kuwait, while the other will be for a preschool in Egypt. For the cafe in Kuwait, the target market is diverse, including locals, tourists, and expatriates. I need the business plan to accurately reflect this wide range of potential customers. For the preschool in Egypt, I am looking for a comprehensive business plan that covers the following elements: - Market Analysis: A detailed overview of the market in Egypt, focusing on the preschool industry. - Financial Projections: Accurate and well-researched financial projections for the preschool, highlighting potential costs, revenue streams, and profit margins. - Curriculum Overview: A detailed description of the curriculum...

As an artist with a knack for contemporary design, your mission is to create a pop culture-themed t-shirt art that: - Features mild caricatures of three subjects, namely Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and an ice cream cone. - Portrays Joe Biden in a he...caricatures in a semi-realistic manner, exhibiting your understanding of both artistic detail and caricature style. - Utilizes an appealing blend of the comic-style with minimalist elements, drawing on your experience with these forms. For this, I anticipate an artist with proficiency in caricature and pop-art along with a good grasp of modern cultural icons. Familiarity with political figures and a sense of humor will definitely add value to the project. Your creativity and ability to give a fun twist to the subjects will be greatly e...

I am seeking a talented freelance writer to craft and illustrate inspiring bedtime stories for children, which will be published on Amazon Kindle. This role involves utilizing advanced AI tools to create content that is both engaging and educational. The successful candidate will efficiently manage a structured creative workflow, supported by access to state-of-the-art tools. Responsibilities: - Story Development: Generate detailed story outlines using provided prompts. - Writing: Develop outlines into engaging stories using the given ChatGPT prompts, with the expectation to refine and fine-tune these prompts for optimal results. - Illustration: Create one AI illustration for each story using DALL-E, based on given or self-developed prompts. - Image Editing: Refine illustrations in...

I am in need of a talented writer who can craft a captivating mystery novelette set in a modern city. This story will be used for a radio show, so it needs to be engaging and able to hold the attention of listeners. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven experience in writing mystery stories - Understanding of narrative techniques for radio - Ability to craft compelling characters and dialogues - Knowledge of modern city settings would be a plus

I'm in need of a talented writer who can craft a captivating mystery story aimed at children aged up to 12 years. This story will be used for a radio broadcast, so it should be engaging and easily understandable for this age group. Key Requirements: - Genre: Mystery - Target Audience: Children (up to 12 years) - Medium: Radio The script should be extremely engaging, with a tight plot that will hold a younger audience's attention. Your writing style should be clean, clear, and age-appropriate, making the story both exciting and accessible. Illustrations: The story will also need to include simple, yet charming illustrations. These visuals will complement the narrative and help bring the story to life for our young audience. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experie...

I'm seeking a freelance writer who can expertly craft a Wikipedia entry about an international coaching guru and speaker. The article should cover their journey, career, and most importantly, international recognition. You must exhibit strong research and writing skills. Ideal Skills: - Strong command of English - Wiki writing experience - Ability to effectively research and consolidate information - Outstanding attention to detail - Background in writing about personal profiles and organizations The goal is to create an engaging, informative, and objectively written entry that will engage readers and illuminate the subject’s international accomplishments. Experience in digital marketing or app development is a plus, as we’re interested in expanding the project ...

...to quickly achieve OUTCOMES. 2. Must be available from 6am MST to 11:30pm MST (mountain standard time) for calls - calls to connect will vary day by day. Must be very responsive via messages. 3. You will manage the workload on your own time, set your own hours outside of key meetings which you need to attend. 4. Meet and complete all tasks on time with a high degree of quality. 5. Develop a sense of urgency must respond to all messages / calls immediately. 6. Understands how to prioritize and multi-task where appropriate. 7. Workload varies from week to week, need to be available to support as needed up to 30-40+ hour depending on the number of priorities for the week. In your bid, please include clearly and simply: 1. What free tools you will use to make calls in the U...

...copied and pasted the original thread comment + other comments in the video. The total videos will be 10-20 minutes long. 1. User inputs link to subreddit --> scrapes everything 2. AI memorizes all the text in the tread 3. AI writes the script - a brief intro --> copies and pastes original post --> writes a brief transition statements --> copies and pastes the comments - making sure the flow makes sense and is interesting. 4. AI creates title options for the video. ChatGPT already kinda does this well (image below), but having trouble inputting large amounts of reddit and output longer text, and just trying to automate the process. Maybe there's a tool out there that can already do this out there? If you are able to link to the right AI tool that can essentiall...

...to quickly achieve OUTCOMES. 2. Must be available from 6am MST to 11:30pm MST (mountain standard time) for calls - calls to connect will vary day by day. Must be very responsive via messages. 3. You will manage the workload on your own time, set your own hours outside of key meetings which you need to attend. 4. Meet and complete all tasks on time with a high degree of quality. 5. Develop a sense of urgency must respond to all messages / calls immediately. 6. Understands how to prioritize and multi-task where appropriate. 7. Workload varies from week to week, need to be available to support as needed up to 30-40+ hour depending on the number of priorities for the week. In your bid, please include clearly and simply: 1. What free tools you will use to make calls in the U...

...seeking a professional designer to create a business flyer. The main aim of this flyer is to promote my "Now Hiring" campaign, which will ultimately fill a role in my company. This position is initially a Part Time role, with the potential to transition to Full Time - however, the exact duration of the part-time role will vary. Key Points: - The flyer should be visually appealing, conveying a sense of professionalism and credibility. - It must clearly communicate the primary message of "Now Hiring", along with any other essential details. - The design should be suitable for both print and online distribution. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven experience in designing professional business flyers or similar promotional materials. - A k...

I'm in search of a talented Virtual Assistant who can help me with designing digital templates to sell on Etsy. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience with creating digital templates for platforms like Etsy. - Proficiency in Canva as the templates need to be compatible with this software. - A good sense of design and layout for the digital templates. I'm open to your creative input but I will provide you with guidance on the themes and styles I'm looking for. Your designs should be appealing to a general audience, as I am yet to define a specific target audience. I'm looking for a long-term collaboration if the initial work is successful. So, please provide examples of your previous work in your proposal.

I'm in need of a talented writer who can craft a compelling essay or paragraph to persuade a professional business audience. Key Requirements: - You must have a strong understanding of effective persuasive writing techniques. - Good knowledge of business terminology and marketing strategies is highly desired. - Experience in creating content that resonates with business professionals is a plus. The goal is not only to inform, but to convince the reader of a particular perspective or approach. I'm looking for someone who can deliver clear, concise and engaging content that can sway even the most skeptical of readers.

I need a content writer to create engaging and informative blog posts for my website. 3 blogs are required for my website. I will provide the website link. Each blog should be 1000 words. - The primary goal for these blog posts is to inform and educate the general public. - The ideal candidate should have experience in creating content that is both engaging and educational. - A background in SEO would be beneficial as I am looking to improve my website ranking. - Experience in creating content for a general audience is preferred.

I have a substantial amount of survey data, all neatly organized in a spreadsheet. I am looking for a professional with experience in descriptive statistical analysis to help me make sense of it. Key requirements are as follows: - Expertise in descriptive statistical analysis: You should be able to generate valuable insights from the data and present it in a clear and comprehensive manner. - Proficiency in working with survey data: You will be dealing with survey data, so experience in this particular field is highly preferred. - Familiarity with spreadsheet software: The data is in a spreadsheet format, so proficiency in software like Excel or Google Sheets is a must. Your primary objective will be to provide a detailed description of the data which includes calculating the cen...

...and attractive stickers. The stickers will be handed out to personnel on shutdown, so the design has to be professional and impactful. The stickers should implement the company's logo as a central theme. Your task will be digitizing and professionally interpreting my drawing into an attention-grabbing design suitable for a hard hat. The design should improve the overall aesthetic and promote a sense of unity amongst the team. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proficiency in graphic design platforms such as Adobe Illustrator. - Experience designing vinyl stickers. - Demonstrated ability to digitize and enhance hand-drawn designs. - Excellent communication for clear understanding and revisions. - Attention to detail to capture the essence of the company through t...

I'm in need of a professional writer, ideally with a solid understanding of law, to craft a settlement proposal for a contract and commercial business dispute which has been commenced in the business and property courts. - The primary focus of this proposal will be for negotiating a settlement with the opposing party involved in the dispute. - The ideal candidate will have previous experience in drafting similar legal documents and have a good grasp of legal jargon associated with contract disputes. - the ideal candidate should be good with numbers and calculating interest as I will be providing base numbers for them to work with and formulate a proposal with. - Your skills should extend to being persuasive, concise and informative for the opposing party to clearly understan...

I am seeking a writer who is well-versed in Australian residential construction for our undefined blog. The chosen candidate must have the versatility to offer a wide-ranging content. They should be able to: - Provide information about the sector - Showcase completed projects - showcase suppliers and products The target audience remains undefined and thus, quality content should cater to anyone, ranging from homeowners to contractors and architects. Finally, the content should cover variety such as: - Current home design trends - Product details and benefits - Essential maintenance tips for homeowners It's crucial you have knowledge of residential construction in Australia and a strong grasp on home improvement trends and advice. Succinct, engaging writing is expected.

...modern logo that captures the essence of our events. The logo should be cool, fun, and easily recognizable, reflecting both the aviation theme and the vibrant energy of techno and house music and include the name of the events 'De Luchthaven'. Design Requirements: Theme: The logo should incorporate an element or elements of aviation (e.g., airplanes, airport icons, flight symbols) and convey a sense of movement and excitement. The title of the event is "De Luchthaven", which should be incorporated in the logo. However the logo should also be simple and easily recognizable. Nothing too detailed. It needs to be simple to print on merchandise. Music Influence: It should also reflect the techno and house music scene, possibly through abstract elements, soundwa...

As a patient who had to undergo brain surgery, I understand firsthand the anxiety and uncertainty that comes with this journey. I am seeking a skillful writer to help me create a detailed guide that will assist fellow patients in preparing for this major procedure. Key Points to Cover: - Process Explanation: Clarify the stages and details of brain surgery. - Preparation Guidelines: Guidance on what needs to be done before the operation, what to expect, what to prepare, who to speak to, processing emotions - Expectation Management: A comprehensive understanding of what to anticipate post surgery. - guide for caregiver / family: What to expect and how they can assist - Mix of Medical Advice and Personal Stories: The guide should blend medical advice with personal experiences to pr...

...elements to include: - Both the gifs must incorporate 'Logo A' and 'Logo B'. - The gifs should be in full color. - Text must be included. The specific texts will be provided. They should be visible throughout the entire gif. Ideal skills for the job: - Attention to detail will be important to ensure that logos and text are incorporated correctly and clearly. - Proficiency in making gifs. - A sense of humor and creativity. This task doesn't call for a stiff, formal design! - Prior experience in creating gifs for businesses would be beneficial. In your proposal, please provide examples of your past work, especially if it involves gif creation for businesses. I greatly value creativity and fulfilling the project guidelines, so demonstrate these traits in...

I'm in urgent need of a professional yet eye-catching logo to represent my business. - The design should be suitable for a corporate setting, reflecting a sense of reliability, trustworthiness, and professionalism. - I'm open to all color suggestions. Please feel free to suggest the best color combination for a corporate logo. - Time is of essence for me. If you have a portfolio that showcases your ability to create high-quality, quick turn-around logos, that would be a big plus. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven expertise in corporate logo design - Strong design and color theory skills - Ability to work quickly without compromising on quality is crucial

We are looking for an experienced writer to rewrite articles and make them more engaging and human-friendly. The articles will be provided, and your task will be to rephrase the content while maintaining the original meaning. The goal is to make the articles more readable and appealing to our target audience. Skills required: - Excellent command of the English language - Strong writing and editing skills - Ability to rephrase content effectively without losing the essence - Understanding of SEO practices This is a small project that can be completed within a short time frame. The ideal candidate should have a track record of delivering high-quality rewritten articles. If you are a creative writer who can add a personal touch to the content while main...

I'm looking for an expert digital artist who can alter an image to create a humorous bachelor party concept. Your task will be to perform face swapping and uniform modification to make it appear as if a particular person is donning JTAC gear. Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation...gear. Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation techniques - Experience in photo modification towards a military theme - Detail-oriented, ensuring the final photo appears professional Please note that it is a military-themed fun project, not intended for misuse. I encourage photoshop experts with a good sense of humour...

I'm seeking a seasoned CV writer that can help craft an engaging and professional CV that’s aimed at the project management field. Content specifics and requirements: - The CV needs to be produced in English language. - The final output should be in both WORD and PDF format. - Transfer and highlight my key achievements and skills in project management effectively. The ideal candidate for this task should have: - Prior experience in creating CVs for professionals in the project management field. - Excellent English writing and editing skills. - An understanding of the project management industry and its key requirements. Your task will be deemed successful if the CV aligns well with project management career aspirations and exhibits linguistic proficiency.

I'm looking for a graphic designer who can create an engaging, modern styled CD jacket design. Key elements that need to be included: - Band's photo - Logo - Abstract art The primary color scheme will be cool colors, such as blue, green and purple. Essential skills for this project include a strong sense and understanding of modern design, ability to work with photos and logos, and a creative eye for incorporating abstract art. You'll need to be able to harmoniously blend these elements within a cool color palette. Previous experience designing CD jackets or similar would be fantastic. I need my CD jacket designed. I have included an example of what I am looking for with measurements and everything. I want it designed with 2 inserts so I can insert ...

I am in need of a research paper writer who is well-versed in the field of public health and specifically, epidemiology. I need an original research paper, not a literature review or case study. Key Requirements: - Strong background in epidemiology and public health - Skilled in working with mixed-method data - Capable of producing high-quality, original research papers Please provide relevant experience or sample works in your proposal.

I need a grant writer to locate and submit grant applications for a 501(c)3 organization. We focus on the cultural sector with a specific goal of promoting the arts and enabling film and documentary creation.

I am in search of a talented graphic designer to create a modern logo for my business. The chosen style should be bold and utilize bright, vibrant colors such as reds, blues, and yellows. Key Project Requirements: - Ability to translate my brand values into a distinct and attractive logo. - Proficiency in modern graphic design techniques. - Strong sense of color theory, particularly with bold, bright hues. - Prior experience in logo design is essential. Your portfolio demonstrating similar past work will be highly regarded. Looking forward to your innovative design ideas.

I'm seeking a skilled legal writer who can work across different areas of law, including corporate, intellectual property, and criminal law. The project includes drafting extensive contracts, conducting in-depth legal research, and crafting comprehensive legal briefs. The ideal professional for this role should have a strong grasp of legal terminology, exceptional research skills, and be able to deliver high-quality, detailed work that is 10 pages or more in length. Please provide a writing sample as well.

...for psychology and psychotherapy content. It can be a boy, a girl or a humanoid (an unidentified entity) It have to be in various presentations (several images) and with different movements (waving, reading a book, etc.) format: png Experience and skills required: * Proven expertise in Animation, Graphic Design and Web Design * Proficiency in creating engaging, interactive web elements * A keen sense of aesthetics, particularly regarding blend of o, instagram posts and website. The figure must be designed with a simple style and pastel colors to fit the aesthetics of diferent posts. Primary tasks for the project include: * Conceptualizing and designing a unique animated character * Creating captivating scenarios for the protagonist within a dream-like environment (such as a sta...

I'm launching a new enterprise where I merge my skills as a professional oil trader with my distinct fashion sense. I am targeting other industry professionals in this space, looking to create a personal brand that imbues business excellence with style. Ideally, freelancers interested in this project should: - Showcase past work, especially related to branding and fashion - Experience with the oil industry would be beneficial - A flair for creating engaging personal brand identities - Proficiency in creating targeted content for a professional audience within the oil industry Your flair, industry knowledge, creativity, and past body of work will be critical deciding factors. Can't wait to start building this unique personal brand with you.

I'm in need of an experienced content writer who can provide valuable articles for my real estate-based magazine. The articles should be: - Attractive to real estate investors - Accessible to both professionals and laypeople. The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of the real estate industry, with prior experience writing for publications of a similar nature. This role would require someone who can research and write engaging and informative content that appeals to investors. A keen eye for industry trends and an understanding of the technical aspects of real estate would be a huge plus. If you can fulfill these requirements and more, I'd love to hear from you.

I'm in need of a writer to write projects around healthcare Key Requirements: - Good writing and research skills - Proficiency in research methodologies and data analysis - Strong academic writing skills I'm looking for someone who can deliver: - A comprehensive and coherent research - A well-cited and referenced final piece of work

I'm looking for a professional writer to craft a research paper on education, specifically targeted at an elementary school audience. Key points: - The research paper should be engaging and appropriate for children in the elementary school age range - The paper should cover educational concepts and trends, possibly with a focus on innovative teaching methods or the importance of early education in today's world Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in writing for children or educational materials - Strong research and analytical skills - Familiarity with elementary school curriculum Looking forward to bids from freelancers who can create an informative and captivating research paper for young students.

I'm seeking a content writer with a deep understanding of Russian history, specifically the Soviet era. The main focus of this project is to conduct an in-depth research on the political climate during that time. Key Requirements: - Expertise in Russian History: Profound knowledge of the Soviet era is crucial for this project. - Research Skills: Ability to gather and analyze historical data accurately and efficiently. - Writing Skills: Proficient in creating engaging and informative content. The end deliverable will be a comprehensive research piece that sheds light on the political dynamics of the Soviet era. This research will be utilized as content for a radio program. If you have the necessary expertise and are passionate about Soviet history, I'd like to hear from ...

I'm looking for a skilled logo designer to create a vintage and classic style logo for my Ebay store "Just Chad Sportscards". The logo should primarily incorporate the colors red and white. Key Requirements: - A vintage and classic design style: I'm looking for a logo that embodies a sense of timelessness and quality, fitting for a collectibles store. - Incorporation of Red and White: The primary colors in the logo should be red and white. These colors are important for brand recognition and must be well balanced within the design. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of designing successful, vintage style logos - Proficiency in working with limited color palettes - Experience with branding and logo design for E-commerce platforms would be a plus...

...welcomed to suggest any combinations or variations you believe would work best. - Style: Since there is no specific style or design element as such, I would appreciate it if you propose and reflect your own creative flair in the designs. However, please keep it aligned with the professional and sophisticated tone of business. Ideal Candidate: You should have experience in logo design and a good sense for engaging, brand-reflective graphics. A background in property management branding may prove advantageous but is not essential. Please bear in mind the urgency of this project. I am expecting a quick turnaround time on this, so your ability to work swiftly and efficiently without compromising on quality will be appreciated greatly. Property management by floor involves managin...

I need a proficient English speaking writer to help me with my ECHR application form. This is a writing and proofreading task. The ECHR application is a crucial legal document and hence, it's important to make sure it's error-free to the best of my ability. I'm well-versed with the process and have already filled in most of the form, I just need someone to review it for grammar and clarity. Key responsibilities include: - Re writing the - Proofreading the ECHR application form. - Ensuring the language is clear and concise. - Correcting any grammatical errors. Skills required: - Proficient in English writing. - Familiarity with legal/ formal language. - Detail-oriented with excellent proofreading skills. - Strong working knowledge of the ECHR application process....

I would like to see a logo created that is on brand with our other logos but makes sense for what this is for which is joining a network of women in business that will help each other rise. You can look up Dining Divas to get other ideas. I want a logo that represents networking with other women or like home tribe but that also has a great feminine vibe on brand with what we already have.

I'm seeking a technical writer to produce a comprehensive instruction manual for a UV Analyzer System. The audience is intermediate users, therefore the manual should be detailed yet easy to comprehend. Tasks to be covered: - Installation and setup - Operation and controls - Troubleshooting and maintenance The ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Knowledge of UV Analyzer Systems - Experience in producing technical instruction manuals - Ability to translate complex information into user-friendly content. Note there is an old legacy manual we have that can be modified and there is technical support with the performance characteristics

I'm seeking a talented writer to pen a mystery short story for a radio project. The ideal candidate should have the following skills and experience: - Proficiency in writing mystery genre, preferably with some experience in writing for radio. - Ability to craft a compelling short story within the 7,500 word limit. - Capable of creating an engaging, mysterious and puzzling tone throughout the narrative.