algorithm to automatically convert English alphabet to Alien alphabet, both text and sounds

Hello! I'd like to develop an audio processing application. I'm familiar with digital signal processing as well fourier transform. I'll do the job blazingly fast. Please, give me a try!

I am writing this proposal in order to work for you in Software and Web Development. We are highly trained professional developers seeking to freelance and earn online. Having a flair in programming and development I have been excellent with JAVA,C#,C/C++ and PHP programming language along with MySQL with XAMPP Server. I also build application for Cloud computing and High performance computing as I also have knowledge regarding Hadoop, MPI, OpenMP (distributed frameworks) and also have build applications in CUDA C++ and OpenCL. I also have experience with the most famous framework ASP.NET. My most expertise are in JAVA where I have built countless projects for semester projects and Final year project. You may find many developers in this field however we assure that you will not be able to find a team like us. We not only ensure the code is quality wise but we also assure that the code we write are optimised and we ensure that the program performs right operation under right environment i.e. we create programs that are defect free. You may also find freelancers that cost low but they do not put their 100% which then shows in the software and leads to an unhappy customer. We ensure reasonable price are put as tag on the job and we ensure in order to give the write product. We highly appreciate your time, if you are interested kindly let me know

Hello. Here is a senior Mobile app developer with 5+ years of experience. I have developed many Android and iOS apps before. I can sign NDA and sue I can bring you the best result. Best regard. Thank you.