Create a Software Program that Analyzes Our Sales Data

I need a software program that will allow us to upload a spreadsheet just like the one you see attached here, in the same format and analyze our sales data and tell us things like; What times of the day do most of our sales come in What days of the week do most sales come in What weeks out of the month do most sales come in (week 1,2,3,4 or 5) What countries do most of our sales come from What states do most of our sales come from. What cities do most of our sales come from ** The average amount of money that each customer spends with us during a month, 6 months, a year and 5 years. ** The average number of orders that a customer will place with us during a month, 6 months, a year and 5 years. ** The average number of months that a member of our membership program stays with us. (we will include membership codes on the spreadsheet) ** The average amount a money that a member of our membership site spends in his membership total and in non membership purchases (meaning regular items that are not recurring charges) Lastly the average value of each customer ** For these we will also include email address on the spreadsheet and you will have to have the program match up email addresses to look at how many times that email address has ordered, unless you have a better plan. So it would basically give us this data based on the averages. I need to be able to upload spreadsheets that have years worth of data on them. I would like to be able to see this data in a text and chart format This program can be either web pased or computer, it does not matter, which ever is least expensive. This is a VERY easy project, so please bid reasonably.. I need it completed ASAP Thanks P.S. See the attached spreadsheet ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows? (depending on the nature? of the deliverables): a)? For web sites or? other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software? installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform all