Write some Forum Posts

Hello, i'm looking for someone that is a REALLY good writer! Someone who can make the reader go WOW! If that makes sense HAHA. If you think youve got it please place a bid. If not, then don't waist my time. I need someone to write a couple forum posts on my website. The first one will be on the main page and because my website is new I basically want it to be a welcoming post. A post that explains what the forum is exactly.. etc. I will go in more depth and explain the key points that needs to be added for all the forum posts I ask you to write. And then the second and third post which can be really small will explain what the "Introduce Yourself" and "Forum Suggestions and Support" part of the forum is and what isnt suppost to be for etc. I'll explain more if your confused. -Home Page---1-2 Paragraphs long -Introduce yourself-- 1 paragraph -Forum Suggestions and support-- 1 Paragraph If your a really good writer... This should be easy. Quick cash... and a Quick 5 star review! Dont bother bidding more than $10. It shouldn't take more than an hour to write these forum posts. Thanks