Dear employer,
I am a twenty-six-year-old, recent college graduate with my BA in biblical studies (theology). For the past six years, I've spent the majority of my time researching, writing, proofreading, and editing academic papers. If you hire me, you'd be acquiring a competent writer committed to providing you with the best work that engages (not bores) readers. Thanks for your consideration!
P. Warren Groves, Jr.