68597 Microsoft Product List

I would like a plain text file of all of the current Microsoft software / hardware products. The project consists of going to the microsoft site or any other site you choose, compile the list of products and supply them to me in a text file. You have to be able to prove these are active products and not end of lifed. I am not interested in Version numbers but product names. For example, MSWORD97 vs MSWORD2003: all I need to know is MSWORD. If you like, you can simply supply a useable URL but I prefer a text file.