Dear Client,
My greetings and hope you are well.
I have read your project description and I wish to offer my services to deliver on what you need. I use twitter frequently both to communicate and get acquainted with happenings around the globe especially as it concerns jokes and sense of humor. So, I am perfectly fit to deliver on your needs.
One of the moments worthy of mention here is Tom Brady attaining momentous 600th touch down in the field of American super bowl. The momentous ball he used to attained the fit had to be returned when he eventually realized the significance of the event. Of course the super fan was handsomely rewarded.
So, I will be ready for further conversation on this project if considered, and my rates is flexible but more concerned about services to you that will endure like the lucky fan.
Best regards
Paul