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...will have a humorous haiku that addresses one of those brutal truths that we need to know but don't want to hear. A couple of amateur examples: You are bad at sex Porn is not education Ask me what I like He does not text you Because he does not want to Don't complicate truth I am looking for haiku that are humorous in their simple truth. (They are actually only funny if you are not the receipient). They should not be malicious and they should not be so softened that the brutal truth is obscured. They should not have flowery poetic language. Some possible subjects are always being late, bad breath, always talking about yourself, being a bad listener, looking at your phone and ignoring people, breaking up with a romantic partner, breaking up with a frie...

...we mutually agree to effort - we agree to delivery dates - we assign you the task after mutually agreed - you implement, test and deliver - you provide also unit /integration tests to ensure code is always working - you document each required step to make interaction of systems to work - we test on our premise (you maybe help to fix issues) - we pay (basically the rules of freelancer) Closed book vs open book? We work only on open book. Closed book means you are unwilling to define a WBS for the work and you add only a price tag to the task. We are sorry we will not hire you in such a case! coding requirements: - clean code in terms of clean code book - best practices for development (code level documentation, common patterns, OOP as possible) - best practices for agreed and ...

You must be at least 16 years old and live in Eastern Europe or Latin America. ✻ PAYING YOU TO LEARN ✻ No. You aren't dreaming. I value intelligence and problem-solving ability over experience. I'd prefer to work with someone who is clever and learns quickly rather than som...corrupt local customs officials are greedy, not foolish. ✻ TIME FRAME ✻ This project must be completed within the next 60 (sixty) days. ✻ BEING WRONG ✻ Stand in front of a mirror and practice saying, “I was wrong.” Learn to smile when you say this. I am not joking. I’ve worked with many engineers; only two of them were excellent engineers. Both of them said, “I was wrong” frequently. Most bad engineers I worked with refused to utter the words, “I was wron...

...economics enthusiast, I'm excited to create a product that ponders upon, 'Australian Economy Vs Canadian Economy- Which is better?' For this, I require a skilled video editor with experience in creating long-form, documentary-style videos. The final video should span over 10 minutes. Key Responsibilities: - Source and incorporate relevant footage/materials as I will not be providing these. - Brainstorm and execute innovative ideas to make the documentary engaging and insightful. - Adhere to the documentary-style video editing. Ideal Skills: - Proven experience in documentary-style video editing. - Capability to source relevant footage/materials. - Strong creativity and storytelling skills. - Good understanding of economic subjects would be a plus. Le...

Advise as to whether vs code or arduino ide would be more suitable Complete a project containing the various pages of code, organised and zipped, ready for unpacking and modification/use. //* comment heavily, briefly explaining the features as you go. Use caps lock for anything that requires editor attention or input. Intended for hardware devices: • Xiao Esp32-S3 Sense (I call 'sense') • a small bulb such as this: • ESP32-4848S040C_I_Y_3 (I call '484') • a small speaker, such as this: Each sense should be assigned the placeholder for 2 micro servos. So if a new sense is selected via the 484 at any time, it is assigned a light as well as 2 servos. No functionality is currently required of the servos but the coding should

...have permission from that site owner) Any bids received in the first 15 minutes will not be reviewed. It will take you at least that long to review to understand what needs to be implemented The site MUST be WCAG 2.2 Level AA compliant. No deviations. I will help you by doing an audit, but you must at least educate yourself on what is required in these guidelines to not make bad decisions. For example, everything must be keyboard accessible, there can't be motion that lasts over five seconds, and color choices are slightly restricted (these are just a few examples) Key Features and Requirements: - The website must include a well-integrated, user-friendly quiz with engaging questions and interactive elements. - The main purpose of the quiz is to capture participants&#...

I'm in need of a media kit that replicates the style of a provided sample. The media kit should be crafted in Canva,...media kit should be crafted in Canva, and tailored to my modern and minimalist brand style. Key details include: - Inclusion of my Biography and professional background - adding in my key data from YouTube and social - High-quality images and headshots - Testimonials and client reviews The successful candidate will be one who can undertake the necessary research to ensure that the media kit is thorough and detailed. Experience in Canva is essential, while a keen eye for modern and minimalist design is also critical. I like this style and would be good to try and create something similar

Do you understand instructions when given and can do tasks on excel? Are you a beginner? Are you free right now to work with me and read the data in pdf so I can write it on excel? If your answer if yes to all of that question bid by asking any question regarding this post to make your bid high quality. NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY. WILL TAKE 3-4 HOURS APPROXIMATELY. (just an approximation)

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Seeking a skilled artist to transform your photos into captivating AI headshots? Your search ends here! Greetings, I'm Hamza, leading a team of highly skilled AI artists. Equipped with top-tier AI tools, we specialize in turning mundane images into remarkable headshots. Our process is straightforward: Simply provide us with 8 of your regular photos, and witness our magic unfold. Why opt for us? Professional Excellence: Be it for your CV, LinkedIn profile, or ID card, we guarantee top-notch quality in every headshot. Diverse Styles: From casual and outdoor captures to entrepreneurial and fantasy portraits, we cater to a wide array of preferences. Enhanced Features: Our services encompass facial and background enhancements, along with quality boosts up to 4K resolution...

I need an expert in Matlab simulations, specifically with experience in solar PV systems. The main focus of this project is efficiency analysis on a comparative scale - we need to determine how efficient our solar PV system is compared to other energy sources. Key Responsibilities: - Conducting a comparative efficiency analysis of our solar PV system against other energy sources - Presenting the results in a clear, concise manner for easy understanding - Suggesting improvements if necessary for system-wide efficiency Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in Matlab, with a focus on system modeling and data analysis - Background in solar PV systems and energy efficiency analysis - Strong analytical and problem-solving skills - Previous experience in conducting comparative ana...

...circulating in the home. Dust Throughout House: Proper insulation reduces dust infiltration, promoting cleaner indoor air. Hot/Cold in Various Rooms: Inadequate insulation can lead to temperature inconsistencies throughout the home. High Energy Bill: Outdated or insufficient insulation contributes to increased energy consumption and higher utility bills. Slide 4: How Most Homes Were Insulated vs. How They Should Be Insulated Illustrate typical attic insulation practices in older homes versus modern, energy-efficient insulation standards. Emphasize the importance of upgrading insulation to meet current energy codes and optimize comfort. Slide 5: Recommended Insulation Materials Fiberglass: Fiberglass insulation is our favored choice for its durability, affordability, and eff...

just a quick review of the github code... to ensure that the code we got from our project is in the sections you recommended vs one block of code and documented properly - Laravel and Json is the frontend /backend. the application is working mostly - so no need to troubleshoot - just like a 1 to 2 hour lookover was kinda my vision. Expecting about 2-3 hours review. Please confirm if you can do both frontend and backend.

Using Windows 10, Visual Studio doesn't install properly. I uninstalled all VS and all C++ components, etc. but during installation I still get the same error message, that Visual C++ 2022 x64 Minimum Runtime cannot be installed. It's asking for the file which I can find on my system but even if I point to it, no good. Because of this there are sometimes projects I can't open properly and I want to open any snl project. You can check the issue remotely on my PC by Anydesk, then you have to come up with the solution. It is not just a matter of uninstalling everything and then reinstalling. If you are familiar with the issue, that is better.

I'm seeking a web developer proficient in using Visual Studio Code (VS Code) and HTML/CSS. The goal is to create a site, centered around user interaction, by incorporating a contact form functionality. If you have a good grasp of these requirements, I welcome your bid.

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...create a basic consultancy website for Industry and software topics. Important: - Please just continue if your bid is between $100 and $125 for implementing all the tasts described in this project. - I have very little time and usually cannot hang often at computer replying chat questions, so i am therefore expecting a selfdriven freelancer that can find his own answers. - As I already had some bad experiences with some professionals after having awarded them a project, I am herby requesting you to invest 1h of your time in providing me an advance of what your solution with my content would look like. Just post me here the link of the draft website so that I can check it. If I see the advance of a nice job (NOT the finished project!) then I will award you the project. - All the...

Hey there! I'm looking...model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max...

Hello, I would like some more Rebel Riders motorcycle t shirt designs. I need some for the sayings: "Keep It Twisted" (skeleton hand on a throttle) "Good Girls Sit, Bad B*tches Ride" "Motorcycles & Mascara" "Life Behind Bars" a t shirt that says "BOOBS Two of My Favorite Things" with a side view of a motorcycle in the middle of the word so that the motorcycle wheels make up the "OO" So it would say "B(motorcycle)BS - Two of my favorite things" 300dpi, 45lpi, 12.5 in wide

Hey there! I'm looking...model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max...

Hey there! I'm looking...model that can identify regular website traffic from bot traffic using two datasets. I have two datasets in the form of JSON array with user analytics (with each dataset containing about 10,000 entries for each.) I prefer to use almost all possible features from these datasets, except confidence feature which can be disregarded. (Please check the dataset so you can get an idea) Datasets: Good Dataset Bad Dataset I have attached a sample from both so you can see. (In this sample, I only have one entry for you from each dataset.) Deliverables: Well documented Jupyter File Notebook (With clear steps, some data visualisation, testing, and also model should be saved in the end) Minimum Accuracy should be at least 90%. Deadline : 5th of May Max...

I’m in need of a proficient Shopify expert to assist me in setting up my online store. All details by message. I have 10 small changements that need to be done very fast so we can finish the project asap. Have more projects in future so looking for long time support and good price. Quality and price are important, you need a developer account for shopify so i can invite you

I am seeking a skilled Freelancer to develop a comprehensive sales dashboard on Excel. The purpose of this project is to streamline our sales data for easy comparison and analysis on a daily, monthly, and quarterly basis. Key Features Required: - The ability to compare daily sales with last day's and last year's sales. - Monitor monthly actual vs budget vs last year. - Track quarterly sales performance. - Special attention should be given to the revenue growth metric. Ideal Experience and Skills: - Excel mastery - Proven experience in creating interactive dashboards - Knowledge in sales data analysis - Ability to create a user-friendly interface where data can be manually input efficiently and effectively Your role will heavily involve the organization of comp...

I'm seeking a talented writer to create a well-researched and engaging article that specifically explores the distinctions and parallels between coaching and mentoring at an executive or senior level. Your work should be enriched with references and examples to make it more robust and credible. Key Aspects to Cover: - I'm particularly interested in you focusing on strategic purposes. This means you should highlight how coaching and mentoring can be used to: - Enhance leadership capabilities - Increase organizational effectiveness - Drive innovation and change Ideal Freelancer: - Previous experience in coaching or mentoring at a senior level would be a huge plus. - Strong research skills to ensure that your article is backed by relevant and current references. - Exceptiona...

I'm looking to data scrape the price of popular electronics across different retailers and online marketplaces in Australia. Some of these Australian websites/competitors include: - - - - - ...data from the bigger marketplace giants such as , facebook marketplace (AU) and even amazon. If not possible, we can discuss getting data through external API tools such as or The end goal for collecting this data is to input all this information into our website and creating AI personalised pricing tools. So we can let the customer know what a good bargain price is, what a bad price to sell is, and other important decisions.

...showing a good reason for not showing up at court. 1st Reason, I was not served or ineffectively or improperly served, not served or defective service, bottom line I was never personally served. The 2nd reason is that the plaintiff and her attorney committed perjury and or fraud with the presentation of false documents to the court as well as lied about their service. I live 5 houses away, line of site, I am disabled, I make my self available at any given moment that I get a call from anyone, my sons, my wife, her parents. I could shout from my doorstep and they would hear. So I want to also have an order imposing strict criminal charges and sanctions for fraud theft altering legal documents perpetuating fraud with service. (They claim to have sent FedEx to serve me, that is no...

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I am seeking a skilled Freelancer to develop a comprehensive sales dashboard on Excel. The purpose of this project is to streamline our sales data for easy comparison and analysis on a daily, monthly, and quarterly basis. Key Features Required: - The ability to compare daily sales with last day's and last year's sales. - Monitor monthly actual vs budget vs last year. - Track quarterly sales performance. - Special attention should be given to the revenue growth metric. Ideal Experience and Skills: - Excel mastery - Proven experience in creating interactive dashboards - Knowledge in sales data analysis - Ability to create a user-friendly interface where data can be manually input efficiently and effectively Your role will heavily involve the organization of comp...

...Management (IAM). The aim is to show how robust security measures can thwart common hacker tactics, with a touch of humor showcasing the attacker's frustration. Target Audience: The book is aimed at Cybersecurity & IT professionals, business leaders, and students studying in technical & business fields]. The cover should appeal to this audience without overly childish visuals. Concept: Frustrated Hacker vs. Robust Security I will provide the image/s to be used. Foiled Attacks: Depict common threats being repelled: A phishing email bouncing off a shield marked "MFA" A malicious bug labeled "Malware" squashed by a "Software Update" patch Other clever visualizations of vulnerabilities failing to be exploited... Background: Simple, perha...

I need to make a song cover with a unique idea, the concept of the theme is an arid desert land with details on the sides where a man's boot like the one in the example photo is shown in the center and at the same time you can see his footprint on the ground with the title of the song "No Mastico Culebras" it means I don't hang with bad people and snakes" so all the concept is like the photo example called "sunset-mountain" If you pay attention to the examples, it is a unique and elegant detail that I am looking for and put together the idea based on the photos. Example of finished design retouch:

For this project i want to get the designs for the back of our hoodies. Now I have everything available, but in bad image quality and only in sketch. Here i need a creative freelancer that can finetune the idea and deliver the needed formats for prints. So here i expect to receive: 1) the designs in png format + svg format. The text part will be easy, but the illustration will need to be redrawn exactly the same and in vector. Here below in small below right we should add the initial: XT. 2) Next to this I also would like to receive the logo in svg format and in bigger png format then it is now. 3) The actual Figma designs should also be should be shared afterwards The purpose is to get it all sharp and detailed, so it can be printed on the hoodies. Thanks in advance and please r...

I'm looking to increase positive reviews on Google My Business. I want to enhance my online reputation by focusing on Google Business reviews. I'm interested in direct reviews from my customers. Ideal Freelancer: - Proven track record of increasing positive reviews - Experience with Google My Business - Strong communication skills for collecting reviews directly from customers.

I'm looking for an experienced developer who can design a dynamic platform for comprehensive MLB statistics. Based on upcoming games, I need the data to show the best probabilities of Team A vs. Team B and which team is more likely to win the game each time. The platform will comply with these features: - It should be capable of showing Player stats, Team stats and Game stats - The statistics and data shall be represented in tables, graphs and interactive charts. Experience needed: - Expertise in statistical data representation is a must - Excellent track record in creating mobile and web apps - Familiarity with sports data, specifically baseball, would be advantageous.

I'm in need of a skilled programmer who can enhance my current PHP script to embed it into my Wordpress theme. I have a basic understanding of php and sql databases but only enough to read and understand code not really create it. i’ve used chat GPT to create a very basic script and it’s not done a bad job however it’s unfinished. I can share my Chat GPT log so you can see the files created and understand the progress. It’s a simple script and most of the code is created. I need someone who can edit the code and fix the functionality. Here is what i was creating: The project is a web-based system for business reviews. It allows businesses to collect customer feedback through a simple landing page with star ratings and additional review links for e...

As a health enterprise, we are looking for a creative genius to fill the role of medical content creator focusing on chronic pain for healthcare professionals. What You’ll Do: - Collect, summarize clinical trails that covers the use of alpha lipoic acid in chronic pain. - Comparative trails of ALA vs. NSAIDs. - Extract the relevent data and quotes Skills and Experience: - Medical background is required - Extensive knowledge in medical research and clinical trials - Proven understanding to medical and clinical trials

I am working on a faceid website, created using Python. I've encountered a persisting issue: the website's module struggles to connect to my Firebase Realtime Database, which results in a recurrent '500' error on both VS and Firebase. The website is fully functional, except for the authentication feature, which is the final step that I plan to complete. I attempt to implement an 'Email and Password' login system for users. I will provide you with the necessary files; your task would be to fix this error and ensure the authentication system is functioning efficiently. Ideally, you should be skilled in: - Python - Understanding of Firebase Realtime Database - Experience with database connection and troubleshooting - Knowledge in setting up email aut...

I was wondering if someone could create a good looking logo for my new webshop (Today)

I need one PHP Developer with good knowledge of front end I need some tasks I need work for long term

...about clearances and effort - we mutually agree to effort - we assign you the task after mutually agreed - you implement, test and deliver - you provide also unit /integration tests to ensure code is always working - you document each required step to make interaction of systems to work - we test on our premise (you maybe help to fix issues) - we pay (basically the rules of freelancer) Closed book vs open book? We work only on open book. Closed book means you are unwilling to define a WBS for the work and you add only a price tag to the task. We are sorry we will not hire you in such a case! documentation requirements: - well structured - reproducible steps for others - spell & grammar checked coding requirements: - clean code in terms of clean code book - best practices...

I have a simple book for KDP that needs to be formatted rightaway. Right now it is in a pdf, looks bad, chapter headings in wrong places, wasted space on pages, all defective. I need the content stripped out of it, and put into a new file, and i need the epub and the pdf and the pdf cover and jpg cover RIGHTAWAY. budget $30

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We are seeking a proficient freelancer with demonstrated experience in lead scraping to compile three comprehensive CSV lists of leads. Each list will pertain to one of the following sectors: funeral homes, dental practices, and law firms. For each lead, we require the following information to be accurately sourced and documented: Phone Number Email Address Website URL The project will encompass a total of 450 leads, distributed evenly across the three sectors with 150 leads each. The data must be current, verifiable, and neatly organized in CSV format for seamless integration into our CRM system. We prioritize accuracy and are looking for someone who can guarantee the correctness of the provided data. The chosen freelancer should have a proven track record in lead generation and scrapi...

... **Imagine this:** * Users can search for tournaments and cash games with **filters** that showcase historical and **projected overlay** (when the prize pool is bigger than buy-ins). * **Promotions** become transparent. Think Thursday night football splash pots? Our app factors in the impact (good or bad) on profitability. * **Track your bankroll** alongside your performance, so you can make informed decisions about every hand. **Beyond the Basics:** * **Partner with Study Companies** Think forums for strategy discussions, hand analysis, and even in-app challenges. * **Personalization:** Allow users to tailor the experience to their game style and preferences. Get personalized recommendations

I need a skilled AI/machine learning developer to create an image anomaly detection solution for me. The system...variety of image types, including medical, industrial, and security images. - A reliable anomaly detection algorithm that can provide accurate results in real-time. any solution for checking AI generated images, with the primary goal of detecting errors any solution or software are acceptable even if not made by you from scratch how it works , tool will assess folder of images and choose bad images .. like bad hands .text. any error element , common errors and anomalies if it's possible move error images to other folder , or just provide list of images name images example write 20 in your bid

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Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution require...

...interior pages – all 12 pages have been mocked up, so it will be easy to follow 7) Contact Us has not been designed, but since that is simple, there won’t be a mockup, and the legal pages should be already there and just need to be framed in the new theme 8) Of course, the entire site will need to be responsive to accommodate all devices and sizes. Most of the hero images will have an image for mobile vs an image for desktop. Really the main design consideration will be do the overlays stay on mobile or go under the images. Let's try both and see what looks better :) 9) As with any other store, common integrations such as shipping, tracking, google analytics, meta pixels, affiliate pixels, and other tracking mechanisms would need to be installed. That’s...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution require...

Instructions: 1. Create Video Card a) Change your video editing software Resolution settings to 576x896 before you start b) Cut any bad video out c) You may chop up the video, reverse it, loop it, or my favorite thing to do: Let it play, duplicate it, reverse the duplicate, so the video is double the length. d) If I didn't think of a name, then it is up to you. Ask CHATG#P$T or some AI for a list of scary/demonic/terrifying/spooky/weird names, try a few different names 2. Animate the writing and Dice.... if you think it looks good, possibly add cool effects/Ai tools/Ai animation/Video enhancement. Do whatever you think is best 3. Add sound (****Please use ONLY 100% Vector copyright free sounds and FX (full commercial use only)(No Attribution require...